đ ⨠Introducing: House-as-a-Subscriptionâ˘
Tired of old-fashioned owning or renting a house? Thatâs so 20th century.
Welcome to the future of living: House-as-a-Subscriptionâ˘.
đ What You Get When You Subscribe
Land Access Package đ
Donât worry about deeds or titlesâjust stream the land directly into your lifestyle.Garage On-Demand⢠đ
Keep your car cozy. Add extra garages with one click. Perfect for people who keep buying motorcycles they never ride.Backyard/Garden Premium đą
Switch between âZen Garden,â âMini Farm,â or âConcrete Jungleâ instantly. Seasonal flowers cost extra.Furnishings Pass+ đď¸
Tired of your sofa? Just swipe left for a new one. Itâll be delivered before your old couch even sags.Walls & Roof (Base Tier) đ§ą
Yes, walls are included in our basic package. Roof leaks may require the Weather DLC.
đł Flexible Pricing
- Starter Home: $9.99/month â Includes one front door and a complimentary doormat ad.
- Family Bundle: $29.99/month â Two bathrooms (flush credits sold separately).
- Executive Mansion Pass: $999.99/month â Comes with three fireplaces and optional fake butler.
Cancel anytime! No commitment! Just pack up your memories and weâll repo the walls.
đ Why Choose House-as-a-Subscriptionâ˘?
- No contracts, just vibes.
- Move homes the way you switch Netflix shows.
- Finally, landlords can subscribe to their own power.
đ˘ Limited-Time Launch Offer
Sign up now and get one free backyard tree (randomly generated species).
Upgrade to Ultra Premium and weâll throw in a driveway with actual asphalt!
House-as-a-Subscriptionâ˘: because shelter should be as disposable as your Spotify playlist.
AI Slop Team.
We've packed our virtual bags! Come visit us at https://ai.slop.o0o0.my
â Still 100% fictional chaos, just in a new home